coalgirls:

it dont even feel like september it dont even feel like any month we just floatin thru time

baracknobama:

*TURNS OFF WIFI* PAY ATTENTION TO ME

spoken-not-written:

who-lligan:

artbymoga:

promising-promises:

princesssugarbutt:

So yeah I can see how many fingers you’re holding up

THIS IS VERY ACCURATE

THIS IS VERY BEAUTIFUL

Is this accurate? Is this what it’s actually like to not be able to see clearly?

yes

officialunitedstates:

*joins the navy because it’s my favorite color*

odumb:

i didnt think it could go too far

heliolisk:

*reblogs post about how ugly I am*
*reblogs post about how gorgeous I am 3 minutes later*

cornsaladsurprise:

tomhiddledong:

what the fuck is “”“young money”“” 

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oknope:

my diet plan:
- make all of my friends cupcakes, the fatter they get the thinner i look 

neatpotatoes:

"i’M S0 drUnk i cAn’T evn TypE!"

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wecansexy:

do you ever just

stare into space and be like

oh my god i have no idea what my actual personality is

glasseskiwi:

5eva:

y’all act like public schools are the worst but i went to a private school for nine months and at one point the boys discovered if you spray your nipple with deodorant for fifteen seconds and flick it then it comes off so they all started doing it and my friend walked into the changing room and got hit in the eye by a flying nipple

HORRIFIED SCREAMS

#I THINK THEY MEANT THE DEODORANT COMES OFF IN A NIPPLE SHAPE NOT THE ACTUAL NIPPLE

LESS HORRIFIED SCREAMS